This week was wild. That’s really all I want to say. At first, I was just playing some Steam games killing time before the Pokémon Scarlet and Violet DLC came out. One thing that was good for killing time was the Mewtwo raid. Unfortunately, I did not enough Health Feathers to boost my Mew’s EVs. So once again I had to grind for them until I had enough to boost up my Mew to the appropriate level. Along the way, I found three shiny Pokémon I already had and realized I needed to move all of my shiny Pokémon to Pokémon Home before the DLC as well. Thankfully it only took three tries to capture Mewtwo after my grinding session was over. All that was left was to begin playing the DLC. I even took the day off for it. I was not prepared for what I was about to encounter. Spoilers for the first DLC starting right about now.

LOOK AT HOW PRECIOUS SHE IS!!!!!! I love this new Pokémon Ogerpon so much. It is so cute that I just can’t even deal with it. You have no idea how much fun I had with this. I have not been this invested in a Pokémon in a long time. The whole time I decided that if anything bad happened to this Pokémon after all that it had been through, the perpetrator would answer directly to me. You might know I don’t nickname my Pokémon. I do that so I don’t get too attached. However, in my heart her name is Fiona. If you have seen Shrek then you know why. I thought that this was going to be the highlight of my week. Then the next day happened.
I had no idea there was a Nintendo Direct the next day. I didn’t think there would be anything too crazy in it. The last Direct was pretty good and announced a lot of big titles. I thought they would probably chill out a little bit. It seemed they were just showcasing more of the games that they announced and elaborating on release dates. It was a pretty good showing of games. AND THEN… THIS HAPPENED.

I can’t. There is a remake of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door coming out next year. We live in the best timeline. My life is complete. Nintendo, take my money. That is all. This is all I have ever wanted and that is all I will say except have a good night.